Random Funny Pinoy Jokes

By Agnes
In Jokes
25-September-2018
2 min read

Compilation of funny random pinoy jokes.

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Batang makulit

Bata: pabili po ng mansanas…
tindera: wala kaming mansanas

Kinabukasan

bata: pabili nga po ng mansanas
tindera: wala nga kaming mansanas..isa pang tanong mo, i-stapler ko na yang bibig mo!

Kinabukasan …

bata: may stapler kayo?
Tindera: Wala, bakit?
bata: Pabiling mansanas:)

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Siomai & Hopia

Boy: gusto mo ilibre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!!!

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Beautician

Sa Parlor
BABAE: Pagandahin mo ko. Yung Super Ganda. Yung maiinsecure lahat ng makakakita sakin.
BEAUTICIAN: Ay, ‘te! Beautician po ako. Hindi MAGICIAN!

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Solving the puzzle

JUAN: Parekoy! Ang bilis kong nabuo itong puzzle! Maning-mani!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months lang!
PEDRO: Anu? Ang tagal naman nun!
JUAN: Matagal ba yun? Nakalagay kasi dito: “3 years and up”.

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Jeep, pinara ng pulis.
Driver: Boss, ano po ang violation ko?
Pulis: Wala!
Driver: Eh! Gago ka pala eh! Bat mo ko pinara?
Pulis: Tanga ka ba? Bawal na ba sumakay ng jeep ang mga pulis ngayon?
hehehehehe

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8 Questions without answers:

1.) what did DAVID COOK ?
2.) where did SANDARA PARK ?
3.) when will ORLANDO BLOOM ?
4.) Did JORDIN SPARK ?
5.) what did HENRY SY ?
6.) where did RACHEL ANN GO ?
7.) what is VICTORIA’S SECRET ?
8.) Why is Justin Long?
9.) Why is Martin Short?
10.) why is REDFORD WHITE ? and CHRIS BROWN ?

Well, I don’t know the answers and I’m sure Wilma Doesnt. 

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Send me your pinoy jokes here and I’ll add it to this list.

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